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Simon, King of the Witches (1971) – B. Kessler
In search of folk
horror, I stumbled instead onto this curiosity instead, reputedly screen-written
by an actual warlock (Robert Phippeny) who wanted to document his real “double
life” in Los Angeles, doing tarot readings and parlor tricks for rich socialites
while secretly working on his own incantations seeking power and
transcendence. Simon (Andrew Prine)
lives in a storm drain at the start of the film (although later earns enough
bread to move into an unfinished basement) and associates with an acolyte of
sorts, Turk (George Paulsin), who may or may not be a gay hustler. Turk introduces
Simon to society parties where he meets the daughter of the D. A. (Brenda
Scott), and several other characters who scoff at his supposed powers. After
one passes him a bad cheque, Simon gets even with a death spell (featuring a
glowing red circle hovering on the screen). Turk also invites him to a Wiccan
ceremony led by Ultra Violet (including naked witches, old and less old, and the
traditional goat) but Simon sneers at their lame efforts at magick. Throughout
the film he pontificates about occult philosophy รก la Crowley (the four
virtues: to know, to will, to dare, and to keep silent) and you get the feeling
that there is something authentic here (similar to The Love Witch, 2016).
Unfortunately, that authenticity is trapped in a low-budget shell that feels
like a time-capsule from the heavy comedown after the highs of the late sixties
(replete with police and governmental corruption). Simon’s fate, after a Space
Odyssey-type trip through a magic mirror, does not feel like a success (but
presumably he will try again, in the next life).






